The KtownMan Talks Back by KtownMan

I've been getting a lot of flak from some of you readers about my last article, The K-Town Species.  I've received number of emails (ktownman213@yahoo.com) from random people complaining about the unoriginality of my article, as several one of you pointed out to me that what I wrote have been floating around the Internet for a while.

Um, no shiet Sherlock, next time you want to complain, at least have the decency to read the ENTIRE article.  Excerpt from my last article:  So as I ponder about the many new things I'd like to write about in the coming weeks, today I bring you something I found floating around the Internet.  Yes I don't feel like writing right now and I am feeling super lazy. 

It's amazing how people tend to overlook details, it almost makes me want to not write anymore.  But I won't do that, because I was told do a job regardless of how idiotic my readers are.  And besides, I did receive some good feedback, well kind of.  For example, take Jason Kim of Fullerton...

-----Original Message-----
From: Jason Kim [xxxx@xxxxx.com]
Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2004 5:06 AM
To: ktownman213@yahoo.com
Subject: Hahahah!!!!

Yo KtownMang, that article was great!!  hahaha LOL! i've been partying in ktown for so long, and man you hit every angle!  hahaha hey can you write about the Ktown males species now?  like me for instance, Ithink i'm one of those typcial cluberr dudes, you knwo the ones that go clubbing every week trying to pick up on them hoses!  yeah man keep up the good work ktownman213~!

Um, thanks for the support Jason.  But I don't think I'll put you under the Clubber category just yet, but I'll be sure to put you on the Loser category, okie dokie santoki?  And WTF are hoses?  You need to water my plant or something motherf'er?  Don't waste my time.

Anyways, who watched the half time show during the Super Bowl today?  I noticed Jessica Simpson in the very beginning of the show, and she was looking lovely as always.  But everyone knows what kind of an airhead Jessica Simpson is, and I'm sure you all know about her infamous "Oh no thank you, I don't eat Buffalos" story. (She was offered Buffalo Wings at a restaurant).  Well seeing her brought back memories, very reminiscent of this one chic I dated a few years back.

I'll never forget.  I took this girl out to Island's because we were both really hungry, and we were in the mood for some hamburgers.  Our waitress came up to us to take our order, and I'll never forget what my date said.  It went something like this...

Waitress:  ...And what would you like to order?
My Date:  Um, I'll have the Hawaiian burger (I forget exactly what she ordered)
Waitress:  ...OK, and how would you like your meat?
My Date:  Huh?  Oh um...not too big, just medium size please?
Waitress:  Excuse me?

At this point the waitress and I both looked at her, with a "you-gotta-be-shi#$ing-me-right" look.  Needless to say, I had mad crazy sex with her that night and never called her again.

I should've added Airhead to last week's article...

Until next time,

KtownMan - ktownman213@yahoo.com for comments.