Koffee's Corner
BY Yellow Koffee

Note to readers:  Sorry for the slow updates.  I am currently experiencing some personal problems that are rather time consuming.  Though I still manage to play on the forums, updating this column requires much more time and energy than posting. So here’s a nice big fat update with both old and more recent news.

ENTERTAINMENT:

Kitano Takeshi Discusses Role as a Violent Sex Addict

Bad-ass Takeshi talks about his role in the film "Blood and Bones" where he plays a Korean living in Japan.  It’s a violent film that depicts a character that goes about his day as a monster, causing misery to the people closest to him.   Sound fun? Probably not but it’s not completely mindless because it probably will make you think.  (blood and bones website) 

 

 

"Crying Fist" to Premiere in April

Director Ryoo Seung-Wan with actor Choi Min-Sik and goofy looking brother Ryoo Seung-Bum star in this boxing movie.  It should be good but of course we’ll wait to see it on DVD.  (crying fist website)

 

 

Hollywood's Sandra Oh to Star in Korean Production
For all you Korean Pride boys who like to cry wolf and say that all Asian American women in the entertainment industry are sell outs, here’s one actress bringing Korea to the silver screen.  Let’s just hope the Yellow Man’s Burden Krew doesn’t cry about the movie making Korean men look bad because they are stereotyped as being good at math.

Aintitcool’s Harry Jizzes All Over OLD BOY’S Release in the States:
The poster is pretty ugly but the trailer is good.

South Korea's First Anime Feature
Sky Blue, Korea’s first-full length anime feature dazzles with its marriage of computer animation, conventional two-dimensional cell animation, and filmed sequences.  Though the plot leaves something to be desired and flogs the tired love triangle cliché, this first effort from Korean animators hints at hope for the future of Korean animation. 

Lee Eun-Ju’s Suicide
You don’t really need to read everything written about her but if you must, go ahead and read the following articles in order to fully understand her world and those who might suffer like her.  She was experiencing depression that got the best of her and she in no way deserves to be condemned for that, even if you are a cynic and an ass.

TELEVIEWS

South Korean Dramas Continue to Gain Popularity in Japan

 

Classic Epilogue of “Sassy Girl Chun-hyang” Draws Attention

 

Koh A-ra from “Sharp #” Rises as Teenage Star


“Sweet” Oh Ju-eun Plays Sinister Role
Oh Ju-eun takes on the role of a homewrecker with a heart.  Everybody loves a huggable villain!

 

“April Snow” Starring Bae Yong-jun to be Shown in 10 Asian Countries
Sex and betrayal sell, that’s no industry secret.  Let’s see how much luck they have with getting sex and betrayal to sell simultaneously in ten different Asian countries. 


Song Il-kuk Chosen as Best Second-Generation Actor
It’s a trend the world over.  Children often follow in their parents’ professional footsteps, and Korean entertainers are no different.  The question now is who among this group is considered the best by their faithful fans.


Design of Lee Byung-heon Ceramic Ware Unveiled
Milk it!  Mmmmmmiiiiillllllllllllllkkkkkkkkk that fame!!

Korean Comic Boom in the U.S.
Interest in Korean comic books continues to grow.

Choi Looks to Be Reborn as Slugger
Choi Hee-seop looks toward the future with a a hopeful eye.


Rain's Album Rises to 13th Spot on Oricon Chart One Day after Release
Bi’s new album makes a strong debut on the prestigious Japanese music chart.


Finally, a Decent English-language J-pop Website
For all you Japanophiles out there.  Finally a decent source of news and reviews.  http://nippop.com


Celebrities From Abroad Get Hip to 'Hanbok'
That’s right, we Koreans know how to dress colorfully. 


Sk8er girl Avril Lavigne Returns to Seoul in March
Hmm, do people in Korea actually skateboard?

Documentary Celebrates Ethnic Koreans in Mexico
A three part series on MBC depicts the struggles, trials, tribulations, and successes of Koreans who immigrated to Mexico.

Make-up Lessons
For all you Japanese speakers out there.  How to apply your cosmetics the right way.

Bitterwaitress.com
Want to complain about the lack of tip?  Bitch about it here where celebrities get no special treatment, especially if they only gave you 5 cents for that nice ass kissing.


Deadenddays.com
It’s an amateur web series about rotting flesh bags on two legs.  No it’s not about an old people’s home.  You know, it’s about zombies and how they interact with real people. 


Die Toby, die!
Desperation for money just got cute, in that sick sadistic kind of way.  Save Toby the bunny by donating the money or it will be eaten by the owner … or so he says.

Anatomy for Beginners
Did you have your meal yet?  Unless you got the gag reflex of a surgeon who works on 300 pound patients daily, don’t venture onto this site.

My Dinner at Applebee's With White Supremacists!
Right.  Frightening.