Casual Encounters
BY Mr. E
Okay, so I always knew that Craig's List (www.craigslist.org) was a good site to peruse if looking for a job. However, apparently I never noticed that the site also featured personal ads. This was brought to my attention by a friend who emailed me a humorous ad that's not relevant except to illustrate the fact that I'm not toothless loser who's browsing these websites looking for chance sexual encounters with BBFs. That's big beautiful female for the uninitiated (think Star Jones). If you ever find yourself on such a board then do your best to avoid those 3 letters arranged in that order.



So my friend sends me an email that links through to a personal ad on Craig's List in which a Boston man is offering sex with his wife for World Series tickets. Well I don't know about you but my curiosity was sufficiently piqued so I clicked to the root menu which was titled "Casual Encounters." So far so good. I looked through the listings and one caught my eye. It read, "NOW: swing by after work for nsa, completely anonymous BLOWJOB." I mean, not that I would actually consider--I clicked on it. This is what it said:

LOOKING FOR TODAY AFTER WORK....

Ever find yourself sporting wood but can't find a girl and want more than to jerk yourself off?

I have rigged up a "glory hole", a barrier between you and me with a hole cut in it.

You come to a quiet, safe building I have a space in, enter the room, close the door, turn the bolt lock, unzip and take your cock out, or let your pants drop, or take off more of your clothes if you want, stick your cock through the hole, and I suck you off. You wipe off, zip up and go.

I don't see your face, you don't see mine. Safe, anonymous, discreet, but also very hot. If you haven't ever stuck your cock through a hole, felt a warm mouth on it, and shot your load, you should try this. Very hot.

Again, I just want to reiterate that I would never--I mean that's awesome, right? You guys would totally understand if I gave this little minx a call. I was imagining the possibilities when I read the next line:

I am a good looking white guy in my late 30's, decent shape, clean, healthy, d/d free, discreet, sane.

I think at this point I threw up in my mouth and blacked out. When I came to I felt….gay. I mean, yeah the whole time I was thinking it was a girl's entry but still. And that got me thinking, what if a girl was to lure me to a "glory hole" only to trick me and have a guy blow me instead? What if I didn't realize and enjoyed it? Eck. Not cool, man. Anybody have any lesbian porn I can borrow?