PK:
My brother-in-law John and his crew
started our team in 2007 and I'm now the current president. Our crew is
called The Calculators because only 4.0 GPA students are
allowed. Don't even try to race in our crew if you get a B
in math. That's just embarrassing. Also NO traffic tickets. If you
get one, you get a one year probation and two tickets means you're
out. We're here to change the perception of bad Asian drivers.
Ever since I was young, I would lie awake at night dreaming of buying my
first used Toyota 4runner. There's nothing like the force and power of
a two wheel drive gas guzzler. People with hybrids don't really
appreciate how precious it is when you visit them. When you own an SUV,
you make sure your friends know how much gas is.
Every time I enter my 4runner at
Import contests like Hot Import Nights or Spocom,
I always get these haters telling me I don't belong, but my dad told me
they're just jealous. They yell "4Dumber!!" but they don't know
I replaced the original factory engine with a 12 cylinder Ferrari Enzo.
That's 0 - 60 in 3.14 seconds in my 4Runner. The look on the faces in
Glendale are priceless. Yes, I live in Glendale and I gotta give props
to Armenians. No one flosses harder than Armenians. They floss harder
than Koreans who live in apartments. There are a lot of similarities
between Koreans and Armenians:
Similarities between Koreans and Armenians:
- FLOSS HARD even if you live in an apartment.
Mercedes, BMW, or Lexus ONLY. NO other Cars allowed.
- Get Shiny rims. As Shiny and large as possible.
Spinning rims get extra points.
- Name brand purses only.
- Every girl crew must have one girl whose hair
is blonde.
- Smoke as much as possible. Always. No matter what
time it is. After breakfast, lunch, dinner. At Starbucks, at the
market, inside your car, next to your car. At church.
- Drink as much as possible. For any reason.
- No matter how much you drink, go to church on Sunday.
- Don't associate with people outside your race.
- Speak your country's language when others are around.
- Don't marry outside your race.
- Own every market and dry cleaners in town.
- Find one city and take it over. I mean completely
take it over until you actually see white people packing up and leaving
in a caravan to Thousand Oaks or the OC.
Ktown213:
Hey PK, thanks for allowing Ktown213 to do another
feature with you.
