Perry Mann's Exotic Erotic Ball '08

This past Saturday, I had the opportunity to go to one of the most “interesting” events in a very long time. Perry Mann’s Exotic Erotic Ball & Expo is a yearly event that is held in the San Francisco Bay area. It consists of an adult expo (Friday & Saturday) and is finished off by a costume ball, but clothing was definitely optional! This year the festivities were held at Treasure Island; not the Las Vegas Casino but rather the island in the middle of S.F. Bay. But enough geography, let’s get into the pornography!

The expo itself is like a smaller homegrown version of the AVN in Vegas. Various vendors showcased their wares and whores. I keeeed, but many AV vixen were present to sign their products and some were even gracious enough to show their “assets” as long as the shot taken was a great one. Tits for tat. This year, they had a large contingent of Asian entertainers from asiandivas.com. This was definitely the busiest and the largest booth at the expo. As you can see in a few of the shots, the whole area was buzzing and lit up with all the camera flashes going off. It was kind of like an import car show, but without cars and clothes. On the other side of the beehive, there was a section labeled “Erotic art gallery.” This section included images and painting of… you guessed it, erotic arts. The photographers showcased had work that was very tastful and none of the works presented were at all “smut.” There was even one painter who used his junk to paint the portraits. I didn’t think much of it until I saw him at work painting a full color portrait of a couple in only about 30 minutes! Pretty impressive. The rest of the rows were filled with booths selling DVDs, toys, and apparatus. Every aisle did have at least one stripper pole with a lovely lady hanging off of it.

Once the sun set, the ball started and the freaks came out at night. Three large tents included a main stage for the performers, a DJ spinning various types of electronica throughout the night, and a VIP section that included performers acting out various themes. There was even a bondage area that partygoers and participate in. This was the most popular area with people waiting probably around an hour to get their turn. There were many elaborate costumes, some of which were downright funny. One of my favorite was a guy with big plush magnet around his neck with a bunch of little rubber chicks on the end of it. Others opted to go the natural route by wearing nothing at all except some body paint. Eye-candy was present in all ethnicities and sizes, but it was almost as many peeps that may need to reconsider their outfits or grubbery. Tone-loc was scheduled to perform later in the night but unfortunately I left before his set. I did run into Danny Bonaduce and he was gracious enough to strike a pose with his arm candy. The bars were busy and the bouquet of boodah was strong all night. Why didn’t I stay longer? Well, this old man got tired from lugging around 40lbs. of camera gear for 6 hours and, I had work the next morning. Next year will be different. I will make sure to be there as a partygoer.

Enjoy the pix.

ADD: For those who haven't clicked on the link yet, please note that it is NSFW. Thanks.

Kylah Kim on VH1's Scream Queens - also on ktown213

Yeah so you know I'm a VH1 reality show junkie right?  So i was watching vh1's Scream Queens last night, where aspiring actresses are trying to bite, scratch, and stab their way into a role on Saw 6.

well last night kylah kim got eliminated, and i swear she looked so familiar.  Then i realized, we interviewed Kylah on ktown213 couple of months ago.

haha...funny funny.  enjoy.

Cubeecraft!!!!

Do you work in an office cubicle?  Are you a cubicle-figurine-junky like someone I know??  Ahem!! *cough* Alex *cough*!  

Then check out cubeecraft.com, where you can download endless papercraft toys and construct them yourselves like a true origami master.  They have lots of characters to choose from, including peewee herman to super mario to kirby to iron man to spider man to indiana jones to on and on and on.

Best of all, it's FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~!!!

Enjoy.

Activison's Ex is Now Playboy's Miss November

It’s easy to empathize, because we’ve all been there, or close. You have your 9 to 5 job, it’s a good gig, the work’s interesting. Then an amazing once-in-a-lifetime opportunity comes along and you have to sneak out to chase it. Grace Kim, as Activision’s PR lead for Guitar Hero, was in that spot a year ago in October 2007.

“I was giving so many excuses,” Grace said, “I even went to CVS and bought crutches, and pretended I had a fractured ankle. At this point, Activision was getting annoyed. They were really heavily promoting Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, and Guitar Hero for the DS. My boss was getting really upset.”

Finally, on the fifth straight day away from the office, she couldn’t think up any more alibis. So she quit, but she couldn’t tell Activision why.

She was in front of a camera, taking off all of her clothes for Playboy, becoming Miss November, 2008.

“It was difficult for me to come home from the shoot and then write a bunch of press releases for Guitar Hero,” she said. “I couldn’t tell them I was going to be in Playboy. At that point, I didn’t want anybody to know at the time. I hadn’t told anybody, not my parents or my friends or anyone.” (more at Kotaku)

Myspace blog+Playboy.com

Probably not the hottest Playboy model...but certainly a girl geeks and gamers can drool over. Now she can go get a job at G4 with...

Halloween Costume 2008

Ahhh yes...it's that time again...what to be, what to be? In 2005 I was the Hulkster. In 2007 I was "Dick-in-the-box", a character made famous by Justin Timberlake on SNL.

But this year, I have no clue what I'm gonna be....ahhhh the pressure, and Halloween is only a few days away!!!!

One thing for sure though, I think the best costumes are ones you assemble yourself, or at least where you purchase different parts and make it your own, know what I mean?

I did google around and came across some funny/stupid/amusing ones...

Black Shanghai Gangster - I LOL'ed on this one cuz of the title...I didn't know this is what "Black Shanghai Gangsters" look like...

Snake Charmer - nothing subtle about this one is there?

Optimus Prime (Transformers) - um........no. Please don't.

Bodybag - This one's kinda eerie...but how the fuck am I suppose to get my drinks with this thing?

Sigh....what to do what to do.......any suggestions????

Referee Tackles Quarterback in Official Game!!!

When I saw this, I thought it was that commercial where the ref tackles the Quarterback for a free bud light (video below). Here's the official response from the SEC:

But the SEC office believes Hackett was protecting himself and plans to take no disciplinary action on the veteran official. Rogers Redding, the conference's coordinator of football officials, reviewed the tape of the play and thought it was inadvertent contact.

"Garcia changes his direction just a tad, which ties up the umpire just a tad and makes it look a lot worse than it really was," SEC spokesman Charles Bloom said.

And here's the funny thing, the referee just so happens to be a former Parade High School All-American and a three-year starter at linebacker for Kentucky in the late '60s.

Natalie Portman & Rashida Jone's solution to our economic crisis

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

Colin Powell Endorses Obama

Colin Powell for the win.

DANNY CHO'S First DVD is OUT!

For those of you unfamiliar with this talented comedian, here is a little something about Danny:

Danny Cho is an unapologetic comedian who rants about unusual events from his life. He went to school as the only Asian American in East Los Angeles. He recited the Pledge of Allegiance in Spanish. His Chinese best friend's closet smells like moth balls. He even dealt with sexual molestation on a recent sky diving trip.

Two years ago, Danny was just another business consultant stuck in a nine-to-five job, spending his time figuring out how he can miss work and then playing up the different scenarios in his mind. He came up with two solutions. Either get drunk and swerve the lanes of Beverly Hills in front of a cop, get arrested and miss a couple days of work or quit and become a comedian. He chose the latter.
While attending UCLA, Danny started performing stand-up at countless numbers of colleges as well as Kollaboration, the biggest Asian American talent show in the nation. Through the power of Youtube, Danny soon became a star among the Asian American community, and soon thereafter, landed the role of Pongo, the fat, mute Thai movie critic on Mad TV alongside Bobby Lee. Next up was a call from Hollywood, landing Danny a role on the Superbowl's Bud Light commercial and also a NFL Network commercial.

In Watch Your Step, Danny dives into a variety of topics like race, relationships, sex, and various anecdotes that may you cringe but you can't help but laugh.

Get em quick at www.dannycho.com!

Blue Scholar 2006

Opening up for Kanye West - "Sagaba"

"The Ave."

"No Rest For The Weary"

Hayden Panettiere PSA: Vote For John McCain

Nobody fucks with John McCain.

Register to vote at Wockano...

w00t…my flyer is on Olivia Munn’s blog.

Come and register to vote and even if you choose the side McCorpse and Bimbo, "I ain't mad at ya." Just register to vote.

Sam Kang

Palin Boo'd by Hockey Fans

Way to go Hockey Mom.

Formula DRIFT Round 7: Final Fight Results - Toyota Speedway at Irwindale

Formula DRIFT Round 7: Final Fight;
History is Made With Vaughn Gittin Taking His First Formula DRIFT Victory and Tanner Foust Repeats as First Ever Back to Back Champion

Long Beach, Calif. – October 11, 2008 – The Formula DRIFT Championship presented by Circuit City entered the Toyota Speedway at Irwindale for Round 7: “Final Fight”. Formula DRIFT history was made tonight as Vaughn Gittin, Jr. won his first Formula DRIFT event ever and Tanner Foust was announced the first Formula DRIFT back to back champion. Rhys Millen also won his second Tires.com Triple Crown bonus prize in his career.

Coming into the last event of the Pro Championship series, Round 7: Final Fight saw history take place with Vaughn Gittin, Jr. and his Falken Tires / Ford Racing Mustang battle for his first Formula DRIFT victory ever. Gittin bested Champion Tanner Foust and his Rockstar / AEM Nissan 350 in the final head-to-head battle.

“It has been a season of ups and downs for me and there isn’t a better way to put it behind! Thanks to all my fans and sponsors for supporting me,” said Vaughn Gittin, Jr., Formula DRIFT Round 7: Final Fight winner. “We are coming out swinging with a 2010 Falken Tire / Ford Mustang for the 2009 season.

”Leading the Castrol SYNTEC Power Cup points standings coming into this event, champion Tanner Foust looked to win his 2nd championship in back to back years. By finishing in second place at this event, Foust secured the championship in the Great 8 round.

“We started 2008 with a 2-year old car and with the help of Rockstar we made it strong enough to keep up with the competition,” said 2-time Formula DRIFT champion Tanner Foust. “Honestly I can hardly believe that I am part of Formula DRIFT history and it is an amazing honor.

The Toyota Speedway at Irwindale, also known as the “House of Drift”, played host to an energetic sell-out crowd that also witnessed Rhys Millen and his Red Bull Pontiac Solstice, take home a second Tires.com Triple Crown bonus prize of $10,000, a custom Fender guitar, and a hand blown glass trophy. Millen watched from the sidelines as he barely edged out Michihiro Takatori by 4 points for the victory.

With the Formula DRIFT Championship on the line and a chance to earn a limited spot in the Red Bull Drifting World Championships, the drivers let it all hang out and provided the jam-packed crowd one of the most competitive and exciting competitions ever. The top 16 drivers from Tanner Foust to Justin Pawlak have made it into the first ever event that will take place at the Port of Long Beach on November 15-16. The Formula DRIFT drivers will meet the top drivers in the world to compete for the biggest prize purse in drifting history.

Castrol SYNTEC Power Cup 2008 Point Standings

Top 16 will receive invite to Red Bull Drifting World Championship

1. Foust, Tanner, Rockstar / AEM Nissan 350Z, 599 Points
2. Hubinette, Samuel, Nuformz Racing / Mopar Dodge Viper SRT10, 544 Points
3. Millen, Rhys, Red Bull Pontiac Solstice, 510 Points
4. Yoshihara, Daijiro, Bridgestone / RMR Pontiac GTO, 481 Points
5. Forsberg, Chris, NOS Energy Drink Nissan 350Z, 459 Points
6. Tuerck, Ryan, Gardella Racing / Mobil1 Pontiac Solstice, 453 Points
7. Takatori, Michihiro, Super Autobacs Nissan Skyline R34, 452 Points
8. Gittin, Jr., Vaughn, Falken / Ford Racing Mustang, 356.50 Points
9. Grunewald, Conrad, Nitto / Tanaka Racing Chevrolet Corvette, 349.25 Points
10. Nishida, Robbie, Hankook / Dynamic Autosport Nissan 350Z, 318.25 Points
10. Miki, Ryuji, Nitto / Bergenholtz Racing Mazda RX – 7, 300.50 Points
12. McNamara, Darren, Falken / Sears Auto Center Saturn Sky, 237.25 Points
13. Verdier. Stephan, Cooper / Crawford Performance Subaru STI, 224.75 Points
14. Gushi, Ken, RS*R Scion tC, 222.75 Points
15. Sherman, Bill, Retaks Nissan S13, 203.25 Points
16. Pawlak, Justin, Maxxis / National Wave Mazda RX-7, 197 Points

Tires.com Triple Crown 2008 Point Standings

1. Millen, Rhys, Red Bull Pontiac Solstice GXP, 232 Points

2. Takatori, Michihiro, Super Autobacs Nissan Skyline R34, 228 Points

3. Foust, Tanner, Rockstar / AEM Nissan 350Z, 226 Points

Formula DRIFT Round 7: Final Fight Event Results

1. Gittin, Vaughn, Falken Tires / Ford Racing Mustang, 103 Points

2. Foust, Tanner, Rockstar / AEM Nissan 350Z, 95 Points

3. Pawlak, Justin, Maxxis Tire / National Wave Mazda RX-7, 84 Points

Full official standings available on: www.formuladrift.com

G4: Code Monkeys

Turning Japanese...

Cock Goblin...

Petting a monkey...

McCain Forced To Defend Obama

Here's a side of John McCain his campaign has been missing...but it's sad that a majority of McCain supporters are like that lady and just as stupid.



If McCain had picked a more serious VP and used a different campaign strategy...I'd at least be lukewarm towards him.

Barack Gaffes

Barack Gaffes
The Obama machine.

By Michelle Malkin

All it takes is one gaffe to taint a Republican for life. The political establishment never let Dan Quayle live down his fateful misspelling of “potatoe.” The New York Times distorted and misreported the first President Bush’s questions about new scanner technology at a grocers’ convention to brand him permanently as out of touch.

But what about Barack Obama? The guy’s a perpetual gaffe machine. Let us count the ways, large and small, that his tongue has betrayed him throughout the campaign:

Last May, he claimed that tornadoes in Kansas killed a whopping 10,000 people: “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” The actual death toll: 12.

Earlier this month in Oregon, he redrew the map of the United States: “Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”

Last week, in front of a roaring Sioux Falls, S.D., audience, Obama exulted: “Thank you, Sioux City. ... I said it wrong. I’ve been in Iowa for too long. I’m sorry.”

Explaining last week why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again botched basic geography: “Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it’s not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle.” On what map is Arkansas closer to Kentucky than Illinois?

Obama has as much trouble with numbers as he has with maps. Last March, on the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Ala., he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement: “There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Ala., because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born.”

Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965. His spokesman, Bill Burton, later explained that Obama was “speaking metaphorically about the civil-rights movement as a whole.”

Earlier this month in Cape Girardeau, Mo., Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan by homing in on a lack of translators: “We only have a certain number of them, and if they are all in Iraq, then it’s harder for us to use them in Afghanistan.” The real reason it’s “harder for us to use them” in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi, or other non-Arabic languages.

Over the weekend in Oregon, Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multibillion-dollar massive Hanford nuclear-waste cleanup: “Here’s something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I’m not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don’t know exactly what’s going on there. (Applause.) Now, having said that, I promise you I’ll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport.”

I assume on that ride, a staffer reminded him that he’s voted on at least one defense-authorization bill that addressed the “costs, schedules, and technical issues” dealing with the nation’s most contaminated nuclear-waste site.

Last March, the Chicago Tribune reported this little-noticed nugget about a fake autobiographical detail in Obama’s Dreams from My Father: “Then, there’s the copy of Life magazine that Obama presents as his racial awakening at age 9. In it, he wrote, was an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin. In fact, the Life article and the photographs don’t exist, say the magazine’s own historians.”

And in perhaps the most seriously troubling set of gaffes of them all, Obama told a Portland crowd over the weekend that Iran doesn’t “pose a serious threat to us” — cluelessly arguing that “tiny countries” with small defense budgets can’t do us harm — and then promptly flip-flopped the next day, claiming, “I’ve made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave.”

Barack Obama — promoted by the Left and the media as an all-knowing, articulate, transcendent Messiah — is a walking, talking gaffe machine. How many more passes does he get? How many more can we afford?

It is human nature to mess up what you say...lets focus on what you do.

McCain tries to hide behind another....

....skirt...and still comes off as an idiot. 

Talk about EPIC FAIL.

But hiding the facts is the Republican way...which is why we have over 4k US soldiers dead over an illegal war with no WMA.

Is Obama Really What Our Country Needs?

The Democrats LOVE John McCain, even Obama

ill-literacy: Bigot?

"That one..."(source)

Some Examples of Dumb America

McCorpse 2009! (more about this video)

Homer for Obama

Personally, I'm a moderate when it comes to choosing sides...but more liberal in principle. So when it comes to picking a president, it's not always about issues. It's about the person and how he or she has seems smarter than the average voter. If I feel like a genius compared to Palin/McCain, that's a problem. I don't think Obama is the best for the job but his heart is in the right place when he is seeking for a change. Perception is key, and if I don't see a candidate who has my confidence in being bad ass like President David Palmer, then Obama will do. He's at least not expecting his voters to be suckers.

A vote McCain/Palin is a vote for Dumb America.

Songwriter Gretchen Peters is donating the royalties from her song "Independence Day" during this election cycle to Planned Parenthood -- and asks that donations be made in honor of Palin. Planned Parenthood provides women's health-care services, including abortion clinics, and is frequently a target of social conservatives. Peters was angered by the McCain/Palin campaign's use of the song, which is about domestic abuse.

"The fact that the McCain/Palin campaign is using a song about an abused woman as a rallying cry for their vice presidential candidate, a woman who would ban abortion even in cases of rape and incest, is beyond irony," Peters says on her website.

"They are co-opting the song, completely overlooking the context and message, and using it to promote a candidate who would set women's rights back decades," she says.

Planned Parenthood spokesperson Tait Sye said a separate online campaign to raise money on its behalf "in honor of Sarah Palin" has netted more than $1 million from over 38,000 donors in all 50 states and two-thirds of the donations are from new donors who have not contributed to it before.

Organizations and activists who support abortion rights are a base for the Democratic Party. Abortion is a sharply divisive and highly partisan issue in the United States.

Palin, who bills herself as a moose-hunting mother of five, gave birth last spring to a Down syndrome baby and strongly opposes abortion rights. (source)

You would think by now...after pissing off so many musicians time and time again, the latest being Peters and the Foo Fighters, they'd figure out which singers and songwriters are for them. I said it before and I'll said it again, Palin is a cheap gimmick and anyone who supports her are the type of idiots the Republicans are looking for. Using racism, fear, and ignorance within White America has been their whole campaign since they can't admit that being the next Bush republic is on their agenda. Ron Paul was the only Republican who could have used "change" as part of his campaign. While Pain doesn't have a whole lot of experience using substance over winks and Disney movie personas, she certainly knows how to manipulate idiot voters and play the political game of stealing money from them and lying about it.

Dog bless Palin's America and her classiness to have rape victims pay for their own rape kits.





Chris Wallace is the only guy on FOX who isn't afraid to speak the truth.

Gmail Add-on Prevents Drunk Emailing

For those of you who come home from a drunken night and tend to go on your computer to write and read emails, Gmail Labs has been thinking about you! If you frequent the ktown213 forums you will notice that some users are prone to PUI (Posting Under the Influence). It is great to hear that SOMEONE has decided to help prevent these types of things from happening. Gmail Labs has a feature called "Mail Goggles". When you send emails late at night on the weekend (a default setting, but changeable) from Gmail, you will get 5 math problems (you can change the difficulty) that you will have to answer within the given time frame. If you are coherent enough to solve these problems within the given time, your email will be sent out. Hopefully this feature will help prevent drunk emails from being sent to people we know. ENJOY!!

The VP Debates

So Palin said McCain is a maverick who knows how to win a war. Last time I checked, we lost the Vietnam war and we aren't winning anything in Iraq. She also keeps on repeating she's a hockey mom with her Canadian accent...little does she know by living in Alaska, the rest of America is about Baseball, Football, and Basketball....our pro-hockey can only be found on the obscure Vs. channel. Biden should just say he's a Nascar man then he'd probably win the rednecks of America over quicker....he just can't say which driver (since beer guzzling Nascar Fans are pretty psycho about that topic). And McCain isn't a maverick, he's a walking corpse with puppet strings attached and Palin isn't that different from him.

I'm not the brightest guy when it comes to politics...but even I could tell she was dodging questions. She really gave no insight...and had no idea what the hell she was talking about.

1. Palin mispronounced our commander in Afghanistan, Dave McKiernan's name and also claimed that he supported the idea of using the Iraq surge as a model for Afghanistan even though just yesterday he said he did not.

2. In response to a question on Iran and Pakistan Palin answered by starting to talk about Iraq. Similar to McCain's obsession on Iraq with complete neglect for all other national security priorities.

3. Palin promised that the Middle East peace process would be a top priority for a McCain administration. But McCain's own advisors last week said that it wouldn't.

4. Palin was unable to distinguish any specific difference between Bush and McCain on any foreign policy issues. Joe Biden made that point very clearly.

5. Sarah Palin seems to rely quite heavily on her notes and on a very limited set of talking points. She has been dodging questions all night long. (source)

With Biden...I don't know much about him, because no one has been making fun of him on a regular basis. He has a reputation for talking too much despite not knowing the whole story....but he wasn't the one that night displaying it. From what I saw, he held his own by acting like the average blue-color worker people could relate to...I just wish he didn't play so nicely and ripped into Palin when she got the general's name wrong. He could have said, "excuse, can I just say one thing in response to that....our general is not McClellan, it's McKiernan. 'So the price is wrong bitch.'"- Happy Gilmore

People said Palin did well that night....by dodging questions she couldn't answer...seriously? Is that a good thing? She couldn't answer simple questions by Katie Couric, like where she got the news...and during the debate, she didn't come off any better. If the walking corpse and bimbo from Alaska wins this election, I hope the dollar becomes weaker than the peso just to make everything that much more painful.

Choi Jin-Shil commits suicide!

From here: http://popseoul.com/

"Oh my! What is the world coming to?
Another celebrity has decided to end her own life.
Choi Jin-shil was found dead in her home at 6:15am on October 2nd. Her body was discovered at 7:45 am. It was reported she hung herself with an elastic band tied to the shower stall in the bathroom.
The police are still investigating the cause of her death, however, many assume it is due to the fact that she loaned the late Ahn Jae Hwan $2.5 million USD and somehow contributed to his death. She vehemently denied these reports earlier but many assume the guilt may have tipped her over the edge.
She leaves behind 2 children.
Rest in Peace Choi Jin Shil and our condolences go out to her two children and ex-husband."

The first korean video I ever watched, she was in it. Pretty Crazee...