Perry Mann's Exotic Erotic Ball '08

This past Saturday, I had the opportunity to go to one of the most “interesting” events in a very long time. Perry Mann’s Exotic Erotic Ball & Expo is a yearly event that is held in the San Francisco Bay area. It consists of an adult expo (Friday & Saturday) and is finished off by a costume ball, but clothing was definitely optional! This year the festivities were held at Treasure Island; not the Las Vegas Casino but rather the island in the middle of S.F. Bay. But enough geography, let’s get into the pornography!

The expo itself is like a smaller homegrown version of the AVN in Vegas. Various vendors showcased their wares and whores. I keeeed, but many AV vixen were present to sign their products and some were even gracious enough to show their “assets” as long as the shot taken was a great one. Tits for tat. This year, they had a large contingent of Asian entertainers from asiandivas.com. This was definitely the busiest and the largest booth at the expo. As you can see in a few of the shots, the whole area was buzzing and lit up with all the camera flashes going off. It was kind of like an import car show, but without cars and clothes. On the other side of the beehive, there was a section labeled “Erotic art gallery.” This section included images and painting of… you guessed it, erotic arts. The photographers showcased had work that was very tastful and none of the works presented were at all “smut.” There was even one painter who used his junk to paint the portraits. I didn’t think much of it until I saw him at work painting a full color portrait of a couple in only about 30 minutes! Pretty impressive. The rest of the rows were filled with booths selling DVDs, toys, and apparatus. Every aisle did have at least one stripper pole with a lovely lady hanging off of it.

Once the sun set, the ball started and the freaks came out at night. Three large tents included a main stage for the performers, a DJ spinning various types of electronica throughout the night, and a VIP section that included performers acting out various themes. There was even a bondage area that partygoers and participate in. This was the most popular area with people waiting probably around an hour to get their turn. There were many elaborate costumes, some of which were downright funny. One of my favorite was a guy with big plush magnet around his neck with a bunch of little rubber chicks on the end of it. Others opted to go the natural route by wearing nothing at all except some body paint. Eye-candy was present in all ethnicities and sizes, but it was almost as many peeps that may need to reconsider their outfits or grubbery. Tone-loc was scheduled to perform later in the night but unfortunately I left before his set. I did run into Danny Bonaduce and he was gracious enough to strike a pose with his arm candy. The bars were busy and the bouquet of boodah was strong all night. Why didn’t I stay longer? Well, this old man got tired from lugging around 40lbs. of camera gear for 6 hours and, I had work the next morning. Next year will be different. I will make sure to be there as a partygoer.

Enjoy the pix.

ADD: For those who haven't clicked on the link yet, please note that it is NSFW. Thanks.