Fun-in-the-Sun-Summer-Extravaganza-Bon"d"-Fire-Experiment-2008

Title: Fun-in-the-Sun-Summer-Extravaganza-Bon"d"-Fire-Experiment-2008

By: Johnny Numba 5

AP Science

Period 2

Objective: To find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting real.

-Test Subjects

Hypothesis:

subjects will go hungry, fight for survival, and resort to cannibalism.

Experiment:

- Materials: alcohol, food, bonfire gear

- Procedure: release the subjects at Huntington Beach and observe

Data:

subject looks around suspiciously while getting alcohol for his fellow mates. based on the size of biceps, he may be the alpha-male...

subjects drink then start to participate in a strange ritual...what appears to be synchronized pooping.

using our super-powered camera lens we were able to get a closer look...just MAGNIFICENT!

then the feasting begins...

but when the subjects run out of food they started to fight for survival...

strangely, a few of them turn "broke-back"

Conclusion:

the original hypothesis was incorrect! no cannibalism took place...subjects learned to co-exist and appeared to have a faaaaaaaaaabulous time...mah-seh!!!