Korean Men Prefer by Eddie Lee

Yo man, check this out. I can’t figure out why most women believe that being skinny is the only resolution for attaining attraction. Korean women have this fallacy that their piercing clavicles, malnourished hips, and gaunt-shaped knees are important assets. I just don’t get it!

When I go to a club and find that a random girl has the sudden lust to dance with me (3% success rate), I become afraid. Why? Because I have to think twice about the following situations:

1. Am I grinding her too hard with my buttocks up against her hips?
2. And if so, is there a chance that she will plunge off the dance floor and break her bony ass?

You see, with more voluptuous women I don’t have to worry about mishaps like that, because they can hold their own. You dig?

Preferably, I want my partner to manhandle me around (Mommy~!). Look, I’m not trying to encourage that a woman should work towards gaining weight rather than losing them pounds. I’m here to propose that a Korean woman should focus on a healthier image, which doesn’t mean that you have to look like Olive from Popeye.

What defines my physical attraction? Take a look at track and field or volleyball athletes because they make my one-eyed snake rise to the occasion. Lots of gorgeous curvy women there and none of them are anorexic. That’s right, I would prefer Gabrielle Reece over Calista Flockhart. Shoot, I’d prefer Anna Nicole Smith over Laura Flynn Boyle…wait…um…I’ll take that back.

The bottom line is, it’s being fit that makes a woman look good. Whether you resemble a beanpole or have heavier curves than Marilyn Monroe, you’ll look your best when you’ve neither starved yourself into emaciation or eaten yourself into whaledom. If you can exercise hard for 30-60 minutes a day, and come off of it feeling exhilarated rather than exhausted, chances are that you’ll end up looking drop dead gorgeous no matter what your build is.

So listen up K-Town! Korean men really don’t admire girls of sticks and bones. We prefer voluptuous, tenderloin, and curvalicious women!

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